Me, in the Crowd

Scott Adams (Dilbert creator) maintains a pretty funny blog.  His post today got me thinking, so I'm including a link to his post "You in the Crowd."  For those who know me, I'd like you to leave me a comment (anonymous is ok) on here with your three short descriptors of me -- how would you describe me to someone who didn't know me if you were trying to help them locate me in a crowd? (physical & mental/attitude descriptions are ok)

http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/you_in_the_crowd/